Hitler abandons site for one with information

The Evergreen Park Diamondbacks today announced that Hitler and his senior staff have closed their subscriptions to the Evergreen Park Diamondback website and instead, are getting their baseball propaganda from TomJalana.com. Said the actor who plays Hitler in the movie, “We have had it with the lack of updates on the Evergreen Park Diamondback website. [...]

Senese censors media

In a bizarre twist of events, Sergio Senese, webmaster for the Evergreen Park Diamondbacks and Commissioner of the Southside Wooden Bat League, exercised censorship by removing the link to www.tomjalana.com from the aforementioned websites. The move by Senese comes as a complete surprise to Tom Jalana, founder of tomjalana.com, and could be viewed as retaliation [...]

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