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The Evergreen Diamondbacks started the 2010 baseball season off on the right foot this past Sunday with two big victories over the Cicero Devils, but several Diamondback players were missing in action, despite their assurances to manager Sergio Senese that they would be at the game. “Everyone knows that if I don’t call you, it [...]

Sochacki, Mayo Clinic hope for best

As the weather warms and Spring Training rapidly approaches, one cornerstone to Evergreen Park Diamondbacks finds himself heading north.

Hitler abandons site for one with information

The Evergreen Park Diamondbacks today announced that Hitler and his senior staff have closed their subscriptions to the Evergreen Park Diamondback website and instead, are getting their baseball propaganda from TomJalana.com. Said the actor who plays Hitler in the movie, “We have had it with the lack of updates on the Evergreen Park Diamondback website. [...]

Diamondback season ends the way it began

The 2009 Evergreen Park Diamondback season ended Sunday night the same way it began four months ago: back-to-back losses. With the Diamondbacks taking the first game of a three game series against the Lansing Nuts, one win was needed to advance the team into the divisional finals, but as fate would have it, the Diamondbacks [...]

Breaking News: Evergreen Park Diamondbacks website updated – sorta

After a decade of played games, years of careful planning and months of inactivity, the Evergreen Park Diamondbacks team website has been updated. Today. What’s new to the site is nothing visible, but it’s what was removed that is new. While fans and team members still don’t have access to Career Stats, Career Leader Stats, [...]

Senese censors media

In a bizarre twist of events, Sergio Senese, webmaster for the Evergreen Park Diamondbacks and Commissioner of the Southside Wooden Bat League, exercised censorship by removing the link to www.tomjalana.com from the aforementioned websites. The move by Senese comes as a complete surprise to Tom Jalana, founder of tomjalana.com, and could be viewed as retaliation [...]

Argentina not crying for Senese

Were Eva Peron alive today, she’d pull up a chair and look Evergreen Park Diamondbacks outfielder Sergio Senese straight in the eyes to let him know that nobody, including Argentina, is crying for him. On the heels of a tough 3-2 loss to the Orbitz, Senese went on his typical tyraid about [insert something – [...]

Diamondbacks get on the board with two wins

The Evergreen Park Diamondbacks break a four-game losing streak as they take two from the Lansing Mammoths.

Diamondback Rally Falls Short

Like a great heavyweight title bout, the Evergreen Park Diamondbacks and Lansing Nuts exchanged blows inning by inning, with each team’s pitching staff on the receiving end. Trailing 7-3, the Diamondbacks mounted a late-inning comeback in the bottom of the 7th. With the bases loaded, veteran Sergio Senese sent a 2-1 fastball deep to right-center [...]

Opening Day 2009: Same Old Song and Dance

Perhaps Steven Tyler of Aerosmith was a bit of a prophet when he wrote the song, Same Old Song and Dance. The song might as well be the theme song for the Evergreen Park Diamondbacks when it comes to their Opening Day. Short infielders, outfielders, and a catcher, the Diamondbacks dropped both games to the [...]

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