Breaking News: Evergreen Park Diamondbacks website updated – sorta

After a decade of played games, years of careful planning and months of inactivity, the Evergreen Park Diamondbacks team website has been updated. Today. What’s new to the site is nothing visible, but it’s what was removed that is new. While fans and team members still don’t have access to Career Stats, Career Leader Stats, [...]

Senese censors media

In a bizarre twist of events, Sergio Senese, webmaster for the Evergreen Park Diamondbacks and Commissioner of the Southside Wooden Bat League, exercised censorship by removing the link to www.tomjalana.com from the aforementioned websites. The move by Senese comes as a complete surprise to Tom Jalana, founder of tomjalana.com, and could be viewed as retaliation [...]

Argentina not crying for Senese

Were Eva Peron alive today, she’d pull up a chair and look Evergreen Park Diamondbacks outfielder Sergio Senese straight in the eyes to let him know that nobody, including Argentina, is crying for him. On the heels of a tough 3-2 loss to the Orbitz, Senese went on his typical tyraid about [insert something – [...]

Senese Under Fire

The Evergreen Park Diamondbacks head into the 2009 baseball season with high expectations after letting the league title slip through their hands last year. But while the D-backs’ expectations are high, manager Serigo Senese has come under fire in recent months from some veteran members of the clubhouse. “We all appreciate the work that Senese [...]

10 Things Chicago Solved (so we thought)

#6 – Disco Inferno. We tried, so they say, to destroy disco once and for all on July 12th back in 1979 at Comiskey Park. But, based on the rampant “resampling” on rap albums and on dance tracks, it appears we failed. Epicly. #5 – Vote Early, Vote Often. A slogan that rose from the [...]

Jalana Under Investigation by FCC

TomJalana.com’s very own, Tom Jalana finds himself under investigation by the FCC as allegations made by the Cicero Cubs that Jalana “slandered” their team. Says Jalana, “I only report the truth, and judging by the score of their loss to the Diamondbacks, is this – they STINK.”

Diamondbacks Announce Fan Appreciation Day

The Evergreen Park Diamondbacks revealed details of their much-anticipated fan appreciation day.

Canseco to Congress: “I Injected Senese.”

Say it ain’t so – Former MLB player Jose Canseco says that he injected Sergio Senese several times over the course of the 2004 season. Senese, who struggled mightily that year at the plate, denied the allegations and said that he will fight to clear his name.

Crylon Drops Sponsorship of Diamondbacks

The Evergreen Park Diamondbacks were dropped by their sponsor Crylon – known for its “no runs, no drips, no errors” campaign. A spokesperson for the company said that recent plague of errors the team had made in the past weeks convinced them that the Diamondbacks and Crylon “no longer shared common brand attributes.”

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