Former SSWBL Players Hit the Silver Screen

Semi-retired Evergreen Park Diamondback veterans Ed Sochacki and Thad Sochacki haven’t played one inning of baseball this year for the first time in their lives since they’ve been able to walk. Instead, the two brothers have left the baseball diamond behind this summer for another amateur team, Flying-J Studios, and the silver screen. “I’ve been [...]

Happy 14th Birthday Jessica

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Chicago digs out, planet spirals out of control

While Chicago spent most of their Tuesday morning and afternoon digging themselves out from the 2011 Snowpocalypse, one foreign government branch was busy taking over the planet. From the creative talents that brought you Unemployed Stormtrooper, Unemployed Stormtrooper II, Tom Fullery and Unemployed Stormtrooper for Mayor, comes a behind-the-scenes look at tactics the Empire uses [...]

Snowpocalypse 2011 Competition

Get ready everyone, it’s coming (well, depending on who you believe)… According to advanced weather models, Chicago is about to be hit with upwards of 20″ of snow over the next few days. And, because we are all expecting hundreds of thousands of people to be stuck in their homes, AND, because we know many [...]

Sochacki Communications reveals secret Chili recipe

Server up this award-winning chili recipe this Holiday season courtesy of Sochacki Communications.

First white mayoral candidate enters race

As reported by Channel 13 today, Chicago’s first white candidate for mayor has finally stepped forward to announce his intentions to run – and with the announcement, a political shit-storm the size of Lake Michigan is sure to follow. TK-822, better known in the YouTube community as “Unemployed Stormtrooper” announced today that he will be [...]

10 Things Chicago Solved for the World

Or so we thought… Over her history, Chicago is a city rich in tradition, ethnic diversity, and historical significance. From the Great Chicago Fire and the Columbian Exposition of 1893, to the Prohibition Era, Gangsters, and the birth of the Chicago Political Machine, the city’s magnificent accomplishments, while many, have also been overshadowed by what [...]

10 Things Chicago (continued)

#6 – Disco Inferno. We tried, so they say, to destroy disco once and for all on July 12th back in 1979 at Comiskey Park. But, based on the rampant “resampling” on rap albums and on dance tracks, it appears we failed. Epically. #5 – Vote Early, Vote Often. A slogan that rose from the [...]

Republicans, Democrats enjoy bi-partisan lasagna

Just when you thought the current political atmosphere would prevent Republicans and Democrats from sitting down together to enjoy the same meal, amateur chef and owner of the Chicago-area website design firm Sochacki Communications, Ed Sochacki invited us to his kitchen for his famous Bi-Partisan Lasagna. INGREDIENTS: 2 – 1lb. bags of Kraft Shredded Low-Moisture, [...]

Lasagna For Dummies

Using all the same ingredients from the Republican Lasagna recipe, begin by doing the following: segregate the pork, beef and turkey from the original meat filling. Discard the pork and turkey because their flavors are too diverse. For this bland, economically-affordable version, we’ll just use the ground beef because it’s a cheaper alternative, is subsidized [...]

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• 10 Things Chicago Solved for the World
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• Republicans, Democrats enjoy bi-partisan lasagna
• Lasagna For Dummies
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