First white mayoral candidate enters race

As reported by Channel 13 today, Chicago’s first white candidate for mayor has finally stepped forward to announce his intentions to run – and with the announcement, a political shit-storm the size of Lake Michigan is sure to follow. TK-822, better known in the YouTube community as “Unemployed Stormtrooper” announced today that he will be [...]

10 Things Chicago Solved for the World

Or so we thought… Over her history, Chicago is a city rich in tradition, ethnic diversity, and historical significance. From the Great Chicago Fire and the Columbian Exposition of 1893, to the Prohibition Era, Gangsters, and the birth of the Chicago Political Machine, the city’s magnificent accomplishments, while many, have also been overshadowed by what [...]

10 Things Chicago (continued)

#6 – Disco Inferno. We tried, so they say, to destroy disco once and for all on July 12th back in 1979 at Comiskey Park. But, based on the rampant “resampling” on rap albums and on dance tracks, it appears we failed. Epically. #5 – Vote Early, Vote Often. A slogan that rose from the [...]

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